Friday, June 27, 2008

The Man-Cold


That's right, it's a definite word: the man-cold. When Dan is sick he is dying.
Medications: everything he has combined with unproven healing agents (echinacea, etc.)
Locations of suffering:
-The kitchen: that is where he steams his nose over a steam kettle. For drainage.
-The bathroom:hacking of snot

-The bedroom: that is where he sleeps for hours and hours.... and hours... and hours.
All because he has what many men get: The Man-Cold. This is a period of time when they become complete wimps. They transform and become completely incompetent. Wo unto those with the man-cold. I wasn't trained to pity such beings :)